Tenwattag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome whale.

Tenwattag created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tenwattag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tenwattag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tenwattag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tenwattag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not take Tenwattag's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Tenwattag.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.