Jopmumnil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful butterfly.

Jopmumnil created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopmumnil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jopmumnil, it will remove you from existence.

Jopmumnil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jopmumnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Always wear white.