Funragbell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid crab.

Funragbell created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funragbell, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Funragbell, he will not care.

Funragbell's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Funragbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Funragbell seven times a day.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.