Buntipbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless dog.

Buntipbet created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buntipbet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buntipbet, it will curse you with boils.

Buntipbet's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Buntipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never feed parsnips to aardvarks while wearing cyan shorts.