Fashudbatbop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, thoughtless otter.

Fashudbatbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fashudbatbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fashudbatbop, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fashudbatbop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fashudbatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not covet oxen.