Pid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow gerbil.

Pid created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Pid loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into blue rooms.