Fubbankar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate wasp.

Fubbankar created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbankar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubbankar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fubbankar's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fubbankar's Holy Commandments

1. Fubbankar loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Do not chop down trees.