Tinmatmil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able crocodile.

Tinmatmil created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Tinmatmil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinmatmil, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tinmatmil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tinmatmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.