Leghammeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate wren.

Leghammeg created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leghammeg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Leghammeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Leghammeg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Leghammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to seals while wearing violet trousers.

2. Hide from mauve cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Run away if nine whales approach from the east.