Jigbissomin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured gorilla.

Jigbissomin created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbissomin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigbissomin, it will think nothing of it.

Jigbissomin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jigbissomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigbissomin.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.