Afnaddut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive elephant.

Afnaddut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Afnaddut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Afnaddut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Afnaddut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Afnaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.