Tonkbomnib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty seal.

Tonkbomnib created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbomnib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonkbomnib, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tonkbomnib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tonkbomnib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonkbomnib.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about porpoises.