Saswippig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish wolf.

Saswippig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Saswippig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saswippig, he will come to you in dreams.

Saswippig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Saswippig's Holy Commandments

1. Saswippig loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Saswippig.

5. Never talk about birds.