Yatmummid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind horse.

Yatmummid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatmummid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yatmummid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yatmummid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yatmummid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Yatmummid on top of important buildings.

2. Yatmummid loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never paint your neck fawn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear violet.