Miljincanhomflapvenbif is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful pigeon.

Miljincanhomflapvenbif created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miljincanhomflapvenbif, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Miljincanhomflapvenbif, he will make you grow a tail.

Miljincanhomflapvenbif's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Miljincanhomflapvenbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Worship no other gods but Miljincanhomflapvenbif.

3. Miljincanhomflapvenbif loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never feed bananas to horses while wearing magenta rings.