Kopflambedgiginglib is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful hummingbird.

Kopflambedgiginglib created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopflambedgiginglib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopflambedgiginglib, he will turn you into a dog.

Kopflambedgiginglib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kopflambedgiginglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.