Bellcipzimtom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented manatee.

Bellcipzimtom created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellcipzimtom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellcipzimtom, he will turn you into a rat.

Bellcipzimtom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bellcipzimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mention horses.