Gupdavhan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable owl.

Gupdavhan created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdavhan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupdavhan, she will turn you into a plant.

Gupdavhan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gupdavhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gupdavhan.

5. Do not hurt birds.