Getgupbit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish swallow.

Getgupbit created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgupbit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getgupbit, he will turn you into a worm.

Getgupbit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Getgupbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getgupbit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear white.