Cumweeyim is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate
octopus.
Cumweeyim created a photon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cumweeyim, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Cumweeyim, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Cumweeyim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Cumweeyim's Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Cumweeyim loves eagles, so they must be honoured.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never talk about sheep.
5. Do not skip in public.