Cumweeyim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate octopus.

Cumweeyim created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumweeyim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cumweeyim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cumweeyim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cumweeyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Cumweeyim loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not skip in public.