Cipkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sage fairy.

Cipkim created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipkim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cipkim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cipkim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cipkim's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if five voles approach from the north.

3. Always wear red.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about planets.