Linxuckgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm eagle.

Linxuckgeb created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linxuckgeb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linxuckgeb, he will not care.

Linxuckgeb's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Linxuckgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not stand on grass.