Sawxuclib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever wolf.

Sawxuclib created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawxuclib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawxuclib, she will turn you into a slug.

Sawxuclib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sawxuclib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Sawxuclib five times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help rats.