Narstigleg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow dove.

Narstigleg created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narstigleg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narstigleg, he will come to you in dreams.

Narstigleg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Narstigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.