Zedfobhombitquatvonkfagpom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive crow.

Zedfobhombitquatvonkfagpom created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfobhombitquatvonkfagpom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedfobhombitquatvonkfagpom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zedfobhombitquatvonkfagpom's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zedfobhombitquatvonkfagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Retreat if three gulls approach from the west.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.