Cusscamniglid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, blissful rhinoceros.

Cusscamniglid created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Cusscamniglid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cusscamniglid, it will be very sad.

Cusscamniglid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cusscamniglid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cusscamniglid.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.