Vidbisscud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured newt.

Vidbisscud created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbisscud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidbisscud, he will strike you with lightening.

Vidbisscud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vidbisscud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Do not take Vidbisscud's name in vain.