Dussnillhunkin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid jellyfish.

Dussnillhunkin created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussnillhunkin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussnillhunkin, he will think nothing of it.

Dussnillhunkin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dussnillhunkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fast once a month.