Vanrancat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish gnu.

Vanrancat created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanrancat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vanrancat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vanrancat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vanrancat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.