Canwodhim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain ant.

Canwodhim created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canwodhim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Canwodhim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Canwodhim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Canwodhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.