Tafflabfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring naga.

Tafflabfeb created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Tafflabfeb, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafflabfeb, it will turn you into a plant.

Tafflabfeb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tafflabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tafflabfeb.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tafflabfeb on top of all buildings.