Omtgempark is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent walrus.

Omtgempark created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omtgempark, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtgempark, she will manifest in front of you.

Omtgempark's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Omtgempark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Omtgempark on top of important buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.