Cennartfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise bat.

Cennartfarn created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennartfarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cennartfarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cennartfarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cennartfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.