Labgodsig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring bat.

Labgodsig created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labgodsig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Labgodsig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Labgodsig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Labgodsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never go into violet rooms.