Bopflisnill is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic weasel.

Bopflisnill created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopflisnill, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bopflisnill, it will not invite you to parties.

Bopflisnill's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bopflisnill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan turtles for they are unholy.

2. Bopflisnill loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Bopflisnill eight times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.