Bagjabstip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful coyote.

Bagjabstip created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagjabstip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bagjabstip, it will ignore you.

Bagjabstip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bagjabstip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never run in holy places.