Pidflap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring donkey.

Pidflap created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidflap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidflap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pidflap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pidflap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide from black cats for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.