Dutdudrullpag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental owl.

Dutdudrullpag created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdudrullpag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutdudrullpag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dutdudrullpag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dutdudrullpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not take Dutdudrullpag's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.