Besthogfadlip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hippopotamus.

Besthogfadlip created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besthogfadlip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Besthogfadlip, she will turn you into a rat.

Besthogfadlip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Besthogfadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo seals for they are unholy.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Besthogfadlip.