Dobsitgen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless guinea pig.

Dobsitgen created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsitgen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobsitgen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dobsitgen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dobsitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobsitgen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat wheat.