Bellabgad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane squirrel.

Bellabgad created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellabgad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellabgad, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bellabgad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bellabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat figs.