Arfsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous crow.

Arfsand created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfsand, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfsand, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Arfsand's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Arfsand's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.