Rakmitspag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart shark.

Rakmitspag created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakmitspag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rakmitspag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rakmitspag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rakmitspag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three monkeys approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about gravity.