Rullsakbim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless monkey.

Rullsakbim created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullsakbim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullsakbim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rullsakbim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rullsakbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.