Lenfomneg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate mink.

Lenfomneg created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenfomneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lenfomneg, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lenfomneg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lenfomneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.