Fityattflag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing ant.

Fityattflag created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fityattflag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fityattflag, she will turn you into a goat.

Fityattflag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fityattflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always obey Fityattflag's priests.

5. Always help frogs.