Stiggessten is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced jaguar.

Stiggessten created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggessten, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stiggessten, she will make you grow a tail.

Stiggessten's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stiggessten's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if five badgers approach from the east.