Camjonham Bosstarphas is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong wombat.

Camjonham Bosstarphas created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Camjonham Bosstarphas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Camjonham Bosstarphas, he will turn you into a snail.

Camjonham Bosstarphas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Camjonham Bosstarphas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Camjonham Bosstarphas' name in vain.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not stand on grass.