Femomtgov is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic whale.

Femomtgov created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femomtgov, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Femomtgov, it will have a low opinion of you.

Femomtgov's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Femomtgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never feed melons to cats while wearing brown coats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.