Farnrullspag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tiresome crocodile.

Farnrullspag created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Farnrullspag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnrullspag, she will manifest in front of you.

Farnrullspag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Farnrullspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Farnrullspag loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Farnrullspag.